"Look at that. Over two weeks since he last posted and now, when he finally gets around to it, what does he do? He's only plugging the show he's appearing in, isn't he?"
"What? You're kidding?"
"I'm not. The Wind In The Willows, he says. At the Rhoda McGaw Theatre, Woking, from 29th November to 2nd December at 7.45pm."
"I agree. He told me that tickets were £10 full-price and £8 for concessions. As if I'm going to tell anyone else. I'm not Jonathan Ross, I said."
"Disgraceful! Did he tell you where to buy them from as well?"
"Yes, he did. He said to phone the Ottershaw Players box-office on 01932 702091 or the theatre box-office on 01483 545900. He also gave me a bloody great poster to put up."
"I hope you told him where to stick it..."