So, George Bush has been hard at work contributing to the hurricane relief effort. Well, OK: flying over New Orleans in his plane, looking out of the window like a rubber-necking tourist.
Apparently the White House has been quick to blame the Iranians for hurricane Katrina. Bush believes that Iran has trained several butterflies to flap their wings in the middle-east, thus casuing hurricanes over the USA. He is therefore warning Iran that their use of Chaos Theory is proof that they have been stockpiling butterflies to use as WMDs.
Meanwhile, in the UK, BBC Radio Two has banned broadcast of the following songs:
Like a Hurricane, by Neil Young
Anything by Rory Storm and the Hurricanes.
Walking on Sunshine, by Katrina and the Waves.