Good day to you!
In an exciting, suspenseful and dramatic ceremony, conducted this afternoon by Kathleen, Pele and Terry Wogan, we have finally decided the allocations in the Moore family's Not-So-Secret-Santa extravaganza 2006.
I know that you've all been waiting for this news for some weeks now, so with no further ado we'll get down to the announcement...
But first, here to entertain us with a song from their latest album - it's Take That!
Wow! Wasn't that great! Thanks to Howard, Jason and Gary for coming along this evening. We're sorry that Mark was unable to make it, but his tram broke down somewhere just outside Croydon.
So, now it's time for the announcement. Jordan - can I have the envelope please...?
Jo will be buying a present for Kathleen.
Dad will be buying a present for Mum.
Pete will be buying a present for Dad.
Mum will be buying a present for Pete.
Kathleen will be buying a present for Jo.
And that concludes this evening's entertainment. Join us again next time when you could have another chance to be lucky. Don't forget - it could be you!
From all of us at the Addlestone Studio... Goodnight!