Thursday, 25 September 2008

Global Warming - More Bad News

I've been worried about mankind's negative effects on the planet for quite a while now, but it looks as if the damage is not confined to the Earth. The decades of pollution, CO2 emissions and farting cattle have now caused irreperable damage to the solar wind.

This is undoubtedly due to the number of satellites, space shuttles and other space debris which we are sending up into the rest of the solar system.

We should stop polluting our space environment before the noxious cloud of ozone heads off towards Mars and kills any of the organisms which are waiting there to evolve into sentient beings.


jomoore said...

Not to mention the angels...

Delmonti said...

well then, thank heavens we no longer have Tesco plastic bags. It can only be a matter of weeks before cancer is eradicated from the planet and little furry animals forgive us and start talking to us again. [cue Little House on the Prarie theme music]