Thursday, 4 June 2009

Omegle - On The Buses

More fun and high-jinks messing about on Omegle.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Any more fares please? Where to?
Stranger: hi
You: Any more fares please? Where to?
Stranger: what are you talking about that?
You: Hurry up please. If you get on the bus you must have the correct change ready.
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: I must be, to still be doing this job after 23 years.
You: Where to, guv?
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: texas
You: OK. That's £13,529.52 full fare.
Stranger: ok. here
You: Huh?
You: Are you paying or not?
You: I've got other passenger waiting to board you know.
You: If you've got an Oyster card you can use that.
Stranger: ok. here
You: Erm. Right. Hey, Sid - we've got a right one here!
Stranger: Let's start
You: Start what? I can't leave the stand until you've paid.
Stranger: I've paid
You: Oh. Why didn't you say?
You: Well, go and sit down then.
Stranger: yes
You: Not there - that's for handicapped people.
Stranger: oh sorry
You: Or Disableds, I think you have to say nowadays.
You: OK. Hold very tight please.
You: Off we go.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Delmonti said...

Oh dear.... I think I'm gonna wet myself...


Start a conversation with the following:

Oh.... I've got dog's hockle all down my blouse

(I'm so sorry, I've nearly wet meself already)

Delmonti said...

Here goes....

Stranger: hi
You: Oh! look, I've got Dog's Hockle all down me blouse
Stranger: oh...
You: flippin' hell...... clean on this morning too
Stranger: ha...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

chux said...

you're both completely bonkers!