Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Any more fares please? Where to?Stranger: hiYou: Any more fares please? Where to?Stranger: what are you talking about that?You: Hurry up please. If you get on the bus you must have the correct change ready.Stranger: are you crazy?You: I must be, to still be doing this job after 23 years.You: Where to, guv?Stranger: ha..Stranger: texasYou: OK. That's £13,529.52 full fare.Stranger: ok. hereYou: Huh?You: Are you paying or not?You: I've got other passenger waiting to board you know.You: If you've got an Oyster card you can use that.Stranger: ok. hereYou: Erm. Right. Hey, Sid - we've got a right one here!Stranger: Let's startYou: Start what? I can't leave the stand until you've paid.Stranger: I've paidYou: Oh. Why didn't you say?You: Well, go and sit down then.Stranger: yesYou: Not there - that's for handicapped people.Stranger: oh sorryYou: Or Disableds, I think you have to say nowadays.You: OK. Hold very tight please.You: Off we go.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thursday, 4 June 2009
Omegle - On The Buses
More fun and high-jinks messing about on Omegle.
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Oh dear.... I think I'm gonna wet myself...
CHALLENGE:
Start a conversation with the following:
Oh.... I've got dog's hockle all down my blouse
(I'm so sorry, I've nearly wet meself already)
Here goes....
Stranger: hi
You: Oh! look, I've got Dog's Hockle all down me blouse
Stranger: oh...
You: flippin' hell...... clean on this morning too
Stranger: ha...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
you're both completely bonkers!
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