Omegle - On The Buses

More fun and high-jinks messing about on Omegle.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Any more fares please? Where to?

Stranger: hi

You: Any more fares please? Where to?

Stranger: what are you talking about that?

You: Hurry up please. If you get on the bus you must have the correct change ready.

Stranger: are you crazy?

You: I must be, to still be doing this job after 23 years.

You: Where to, guv?

Stranger: ha..

Stranger: texas

You: OK. That's £13,529.52 full fare.

Stranger: ok. here

You: Huh?

You: Are you paying or not?

You: I've got other passenger waiting to board you know.

You: If you've got an Oyster card you can use that.

Stranger: ok. here

You: Erm. Right. Hey, Sid - we've got a right one here!

Stranger: Let's start

You: Start what? I can't leave the stand until you've paid.

Stranger: I've paid

You: Oh. Why didn't you say?

You: Well, go and sit down then.

Stranger: yes

You: Not there - that's for handicapped people.

Stranger: oh sorry

You: Or Disableds, I think you have to say nowadays.

You: OK. Hold very tight please.

You: Off we go.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.