New Olympic Events

Less than 10 days to go and I'm really looking forward to the following events which are debuting at this year's Olympics:

• British Bulldog - Team GB's big medal hope.
• Kiss Chase.
• Off-Ground It.
• Block 1-2-3.
• Conkers - may be stymied by the lack of conkers in August.
• Dodge Ball.
• Red Rover.
• French Skipping - ironically the French aren't fancied this time.
• Please Mr Crocodile.

Do please let me know what other events should be considered for 2016.