While watching "Kath & Kim" on LivingTV tonight, I had the misfortune to catch a trailer for a new show. Featuring the 'richest Big Brother contestant', Jade's Salon follows celebrity wasp-chewer, Jade Goody, as she starts up and runs her new business - a beauty parlour.
Does no-one in the TV industry see the immense irony here? Probably not. So look out for these new hit shows, coming soon from a satellite channel near you:
Hitler's Synagogue, Shipman's Hospice, and Supernanny with Fred & Rosemary West.