A frog walks into the bank and walks up to the counter. The cashier, he reads from her name tape is a miss Patty Whack. The frog leans in, and asks for a loan of £10,000. Ms Whack is understandably taken aback, and tells the frog that he will have to put up collateral. Nodding, the frog places a small pink elephant on the counter. "Tell the manager that Kermit Jagger wants a loan," he croaks. Ms Whack goes into the managers office and explains the situation. She explains about the collateral and waits for the manager to say no. Imagine her surprise when the answer is: "It's a nicknack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone".
It's linked. Sort of. Apologies to all and sundry...
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Ah - the spirit of Bob Monkhouse is alive and well and living in Addlestone...
Oooooohhhhhh, deep groan.
A frog walks into the bank and walks up to the counter. The cashier, he reads from her name tape is a miss Patty Whack. The frog leans in, and asks for a loan of £10,000. Ms Whack is understandably taken aback, and tells the frog that he will have to put up collateral.
Nodding, the frog places a small pink elephant on the counter.
"Tell the manager that Kermit Jagger wants a loan," he croaks.
Ms Whack goes into the managers office and explains the situation. She explains about the collateral and waits for the manager to say no. Imagine her surprise when the answer is:
"It's a nicknack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone".
It's linked. Sort of.
Apologies to all and sundry...
PS: Please insert punctuation to where it seems appropriate!
Good Grief!
That's worse than what I wrote!
Did you hear the one about the mathematician with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil!
sorry but as we are doing bad jokes i had to join in.
I'm glad I was away!!
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