Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Massage Daydream

While looking for a local masseur (no, not that sort of masseur), I discovered that David Bowie lives locally to me and is happy to come over and give you a massage in his spare time.

What a lovely bloke. Though I think I'd forego the happy finish...

MLYW had a dream about David Bowie the other day. He invited her round to tea, which they had in the company of another, unknown woman (it wasn't Iman) who scowled a lot. Apparently he serves battenburg cake and fondant fancies. The battenburg is specially coloured to match his eyes.

That is all.

8 comments:

Chris said...

Mmmm..... and I suppose that's Angelina Jolie with him???

Dave said...

Pete I know a good one near Watford - small blonde and bubbly - I'm sure if you mentioned my name she'd give you a discount

Dave said...

Chris no Angelina Jolie is Pete's sister-in-law didn't you know ?

PT said...

Kathleen's sister is indeed Angelina Jolie. Or sometimes Liv Tyler.

It was very odd catching "Tomb Raider" the other day and seeing my sister-in-law underwater in a very tight scuba outfit...

Chris said...

Now,now - you're going places where you shouldn't go....

PT said...

Yes - it was difficult to watch the film with my eyes shut...!

lyw said...

No, no, no!!! The batternberg wasn't coloured to match his eyes!!! You're making it up!! It was MY dream!!!!! And unknown girlie wotsit wasn't in our company during tea...I bumped into her as I was leaving (maybe she was the maid?). Mr B did have a very charming manner, mind you, and a very nice teapot....

PT said...

OK - I did make up the bit about the battenburg matching his eyes. But you said that was funny, so I incorporated it into your story. So there!

And I'm sure you told me that the odd girl was at tea with you and David. So that's your fault for getting it wrong!