Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Damn you, Darwin

Thanks a bunch John Darwin!

I was all set to 'disappear', leaving the shattered remnants of my canoe burning by the shores of the King George V reservoir - as illustrated below.



But the news of the past few days has meant that it's now not feasible for MLYW and I to live quietly off the life insurance money now. We're going to have to look for another 'get rich quick' scheme...

Still, it only goes to show: You can't have your kayak and heat it !

Ker-ching! I thank you!

4 comments:

jomoore said...

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D said...

So Pete I guess stand up comedy is out as a career move then ...(as your sister so eloquently said)

Allen said...

Oar... not. ;-)

Delmonti said...

this fella's originally from Hartlepool.

there's a sentence for ya right there.