Thanks a bunch John Darwin!
I was all set to 'disappear', leaving the shattered remnants of my canoe burning by the shores of the King George V reservoir - as illustrated below.
But the news of the past few days has meant that it's now not feasible for MLYW and I to live quietly off the life insurance money now. We're going to have to look for another 'get rich quick' scheme...
Still, it only goes to show: You can't have your kayak and heat it !
Ker-ching! I thank you!