I was all set to 'disappear', leaving the shattered remnants of my canoe burning by the shores of the King George V reservoir - as illustrated below.
But the news of the past few days has meant that it's now not feasible for MLYW and I to live quietly off the life insurance money now. We're going to have to look for another 'get rich quick' scheme...
Still, it only goes to show: You can't have your kayak and heat it !
Ker-ching! I thank you!
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So Pete I guess stand up comedy is out as a career move then ...(as your sister so eloquently said)
Oar... not. ;-)
this fella's originally from Hartlepool.
there's a sentence for ya right there.
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