Alan Pardew was sacked from his job as West Ham manager yesterday morning.
Within hours I was offered a new job!
Well, yes, it was a coincidence actually.
I have bitched and moaned about my job many times before. But, in 4-6 weeks I will be leaving to "pursue interests elsewhere" as they say.
I won't tell you who I'm going to work for. Let's just say they have an interest in fruit and Mr Dawson's online identity could be a big clue!