Tuesday, 11 September 2007

Accident

Unfortunately MLYW had an accident in the kitchen.

Exhibit B2

Luckily I was able to get a couple of pictures before I dragged her out and buried her in the garden...

Exhibit A1

Now, how to spend the insurance money...?

6 comments:

Grafxgurl said...

that was SUCH a Saucy post!! shame on you!! slap some mustard and cheese and lettuce and beef and bring that poor woman BACK!

*sorry. lol just blog hopping !!*

Allen said...

I'm sorry for your loss.

She seemed so full of life before the accident.

Spare ribs for dinner? ;-)

Delmonti said...

OOooh.

Call me. I've a wealth of information on the disposal of troublesome wives and the various techniques of body part concealment and contemporary ornamental garden landscaping.

I guess I can skip the troublesome wife disposal leature.

Delmonti said...

Blood Stains: Use a commercial diluted bleach kitchen cleaner to remove blood splatter as it destroyes the protein Luminol uses as a trigger....

Delmonti said...

ok..... I'm gonna stop now.

D said...

Pete you really must stop practising your drama skills at home - that or use more realistic false blood. Now get up Kath yuou lazy so and so and cook your man's tea !