Call me. I've a wealth of information on the disposal of troublesome wives and the various techniques of body part concealment and contemporary ornamental garden landscaping.
I guess I can skip the troublesome wife disposal leature.
Pete you really must stop practising your drama skills at home - that or use more realistic false blood. Now get up Kath yuou lazy so and so and cook your man's tea !
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that was SUCH a Saucy post!! shame on you!! slap some mustard and cheese and lettuce and beef and bring that poor woman BACK!
*sorry. lol just blog hopping !!*
I'm sorry for your loss.
She seemed so full of life before the accident.
Spare ribs for dinner? ;-)
OOooh.
Call me. I've a wealth of information on the disposal of troublesome wives and the various techniques of body part concealment and contemporary ornamental garden landscaping.
I guess I can skip the troublesome wife disposal leature.
Blood Stains: Use a commercial diluted bleach kitchen cleaner to remove blood splatter as it destroyes the protein Luminol uses as a trigger....
ok..... I'm gonna stop now.
Pete you really must stop practising your drama skills at home - that or use more realistic false blood. Now get up Kath yuou lazy so and so and cook your man's tea !
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